Throw your mother from the train a kiss

Here is an example of the written language. This example hits close to home as Deb and I take the road and pass over the stretch of road the article is discussing. As you read it, please be assured that the writer is ESL. I'm sure it would be much clearer in Sanskrit or Telugu or even Swahili than it is in English.

We thought you might appreciate some local assessments of the area in which we live. I'm not sure if we qualify for the VVIPs, though I do believe many of our neighbors think us quite eccentric.